Region Philbis wrote:pragmatic,
u think u got problems?
a baby
bat 
just flew by my right ear
(how the hell do they get in?? they really like our house...)
In Brazil I used to have one that flew around my bedroom like a nut when I turned off the lights. He came from the attic.
When I finally decided that his flapping wings did not outweigh the benefit of his mosquito appetite I just put some rat poison in the ceiling and never saw him again.
If you have hordes of them, like I did there, you can always put a bolt on a string and attach it to a pole.
Then you go outside and swing it around real fast. The bats try to catch what they think is an insect and get smacked.
There would be dazed bats lying all around me when I was done....