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WHAT MADE YOU GRIMACE & GRIT YOUR TEETH TODAY?

 
 
cjhsa
 
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Reply Thu 17 Mar, 2005 10:47 am
Widening the sidewalks? WTF??????

Liberalism is a mental illness.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Thu 17 Mar, 2005 10:52 am
my kid getting a stomach virus.

me getting it from her.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Thu 17 Mar, 2005 11:31 am
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And then today morning, leaving for work, find out that more roads have been dug up (They are widening the sdewalks arnd where I live, thanks Mr Mayor)


That reminds me of Kishon's "Blue Milk Canal" Very Happy

Oh poor sozlett and sozobe. My daughters entire class
came down with the stomach flu, with the exception of her.
(thank goodness).
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sozobe
 
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Reply Thu 17 Mar, 2005 02:55 pm
Wow, now that's lucky.

I'm doing somewhat better, hers was short-lived with a reprise when she ate more than her still-delicate tummy could take two days later. I just keep thinking that this run of illnesses has GOT to be over, and then whammo...

People at preschool said they're going to thoroughly sterlize everything over spring break, mebbe it'll be better afterwards with that + better weather. Sure hope so.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 17 Mar, 2005 04:03 pm
the prince wrote:
Why did I even leave Canada ?


Why did you leave Canada? We wanted you to stay.
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eoe
 
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Reply Thu 17 Mar, 2005 05:22 pm
Trying to print one particular page and the printer could only read it if page was set up backwards. Printing on expensive stock papaer so two sheets were ruined before I finally took the time to test it. Never figured out why this particular page needed to be set up backwards. Every other page printed today, yesterday, every day before, printed out correctly. But not this one. grrr....
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Thu 17 Mar, 2005 05:35 pm
I was too early in my assumption that my child would
not get sich. She came home from school feeling awfully
sick <sigh>
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sozobe
 
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Reply Thu 17 Mar, 2005 05:53 pm
oh no, i'm sorry cj. everyone i know is sick.

spring can't come too soon...
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nimh
 
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Reply Thu 17 Mar, 2005 06:08 pm
Gautam wrote:
After all, with a mayor leaning so far left that his head and butt are in different timezones, it is almost communism in London (another brainwave from our esteemed mayor which I read on the plane - he plans to "tame" the car owners in London by upping the congestion charge to 8 quid, and widening sidewalks and narrowing the roads <SHOCK>)

German cities are talking about adopting a congestion toll as well, actually ...

The exhaust fumes pumped out there (here too, probably, but we're not talking about it yet) are way transgressing the EU public health limits, so probably - unless the governments strike a deal with each other to 'forget' about those limits again - its either paying big fines or getting down to actually curb traffic. And "Red Kens" congestion tax has apparently led to a decrease in car traffic of a scope unparallelled enough to be eyed with envy by cities on the continent ...

Of course, in London its mopping water with the tap running when it comes to congestion. But if traffic volume hadnt been brought down at least by the measure congestion tax achieved, things woulda been worse still ...
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Fri 18 Mar, 2005 01:33 am
Having a grossly false allegation made against me, inferring that I was a twin brother of some manic farmer of German extract, who appears to have an unnatural affinity with Gibbons.
Do not read that Topic on this section, as you may be cited as an accomplice to the matter.
OUTRAGED!
The REAL Lord Ellpus.
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Eva
 
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Reply Fri 18 Mar, 2005 07:11 am
Have you yet retained a barrister to deal with these impudent charges, my Lord? I should sue...were I you.
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 18 Mar, 2005 07:27 am
Yeah you shud. Maybe you will win some capybaras and the services of Gertrude for a night.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Fri 18 Mar, 2005 06:49 pm
I had a particularly splendid day. Mymeetings went off exactly as scheduled, and the biscottis were just as I like them, just a mild crunch with no jaw breaking properties, extra anisetta also.
Amtrak was running nicely between Edison NJ and Lancaster, and I saw a bluebird.



I guess I should go to another thread huh? you guys wanna bitch.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2005 12:27 am
Quote:
And the New York Times reported a couple weeks ago that McDonald's "now buys more fresh apples than any other restaurant or food service operation, by far."


Confused


link to vice in a vise
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JustBrooke
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2005 01:24 am
Was in a karaoke bar with some friends. There as a guy in there that had way too much to drink. Lucky me - he decided he was gonna be my shadow. By the time we left the bar he had patted me on the butt when I was bent over the pool table. He very loudy was trying to sing along with me when I was up front singing "Some Beach." Only when it got to places in the song where I sang the some beach part he was loudly singing son-of-a-bitch. No biggie - just distracting as hell. Rolling Eyes
Finally he trotted out on the dance floor with a drink in his hand, spilling it all over the place and the bouncer kicked him out. NONE TOO SOON.

Driving down the interstate
Running thirty minutes late
Singing Margaritaville and minding my own
Some foreign car driver dude with the road rage attitude
Pulled up beside me talking on his cell phone
He started yelling at me like I did something wrong
He flipped me the bird an' then he was gone

Some beach
Somewhere
There's a big umbrella casting shade over a empty chair
Palm trees are growing and a warm breezes a blowing
I picture myself right there
On Some beach, somewhere

I circled the parking lot trying to find a spot
Just big enough I could park my old truck
A man with a big cigar was getting into his car
I stopped and I waited for him to back up
From out of no where a Mercedes Benz
Came cruising up and whipped right in

Some beach
Somewhere
There's no where to go when you got all day to get there
There's cold margaritas and hot Senioritas smiling with long dark hair
On some beach
Somewhere

I sat in that waiting room
It seemed like all afternoon
The nurse finally said doc's ready for you
you're not gonna feel a thing we'll give you some novocain
That tooth will be fine in a minute or two
But he stuck that needle down deep in my gum
And he started drilling before I was numb

Some beach
Somewhere
There's a beautiful sunset burning up that atsmosphere
There's music and dancing and lovers romancing
In the salty evening air
On some beach
Somewhere
On some beach, somewhere


Goodnight all.
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hotsauce
 
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Reply Mon 21 Mar, 2005 12:02 pm
cold rain
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Ay Sontespli
 
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Reply Mon 21 Mar, 2005 03:21 pm
Oh cold rain! At this particular moment I reckon I would run outside and frolic in the cold rain....
What did make me grit my teeth and grimace this morn was my bathroom scale Razz
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Odd Socks
 
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Reply Mon 21 Mar, 2005 10:17 pm
How, in lectures, the class never grasps the concept, no matter how simple. the first time.


msolga wrote:
Psssst, socks: Can we give it back? I mean, it WAS yours before ours & everything ..... Um, what if we pay you to take it back? Razz

Nice to see you again, odd one! Very Happy


Smile Thanks

Yes, i'll let you give it back provided i get a nice bribe ( including muffin basket). I live too far out of time to be involved with it and have no qualms about benefitting myself at the expense of others. Also, it would make the bougans happy and distracted . A happy and distracted bougan is less likely to involve themselves in state politics, so i think it would be a good thing for Adelaide.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Tue 22 Mar, 2005 07:00 pm
I went to the groceries today and bought amongst other things
a carton with 24 eggs for Easter egg painting. The clerk
who packed my grocery bags put the egg carton on
top of the shopping cart and before I even left the store,
the egg carton slid out of the bag and fell down on the floor.
What a mess that was and not one egg was left intact.
Typical!
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Ay Sontespli
 
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Reply Tue 22 Mar, 2005 08:58 pm
my workout at the gym made me grit my teeth Razz
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