@sozobe,
So...I discover late Thursday that I AM going to have to spend next week in the deepest outback, and scurry around all day today (Friday) trying to prepare.
At 6.30 pm, I decide to go home.
Get three bags full of stuff for trip...check.
Handbag...check
Sunglasses...check..
Keys...keys.....keys? KEYS???!!!!
Now, in all seriousness, my office is nearly as bad as this:
So I take 30 minutes to search for keys (though, despite everything, I normally leave them in one place.)
By now it's 7.00 pm Friday AND I WANT TO GO HOME!!!
I KNOW I had my keys to get into my office. I think about the last few hours...I have been doing lots of printing. The printer is in the office next door. I was going backwards and forwards. I needed my keys to get into the office next door.
I check...it is now locked, as it should be (we all have a key for it)...my colleagues have gone home and left me stranded and have likely locked my keys into the office next door!
Thinking deeply.
Security likely have a master key!!! I call switch to put me through to security.
Now, my voice is calm, and I haven't used the alarm code...but nonetheless, a late call from my department to security could well mean imminent trouble. However, switch is preoccupied. Do, they ask, I have L's number? Sadly no, I reply. Oh, they say...what a pity! They explain to me at length that L had some flowers delivered but said flowers were in a fully enclosed cardboard box, and were mistaken by the mail room for an ordinary parcel, and delivered to parcels, which had done its only delivery for the day already and wasn't doing one again until Monday. By some process (smell?) unknown to me, somebody realised they were flowers, and have been trying to track down L. Very charming and kind...but they have already rung our on-call psycho-social person, and doctor, with no luck. (Which would have been assumed to be a call-out by those folks just after they got home) who could not help them. Now I have been on the phone to them for 15 minutes (after requesting security) and I STILL WANT TO GO HOME!!!
Happily, when I DO get through to security at 7.30 (they were adrift in the hospital, not sitting in their little office watching the monitors) they very kindly rescue me, and my keys are in the other office!!!!!
Yay!!!