@spendius,
No, my family has been in America since before the revolution...my ancestor left Scotland and settled in Ireland, then when his sons became old enough they finished the journey, and arrived on these shores in the 1740's....the family name is known {perhaps only to historical scholars} pertaining to Washington's crossing of the Deleware, shortly before the battle of Trenton.
I myself, am what the world calls a redneck....of the Missouri variety.
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I found a hole in my favorite long coat...seems a moth had a nice snack...much grimacing and gritting of my teeth did occur....and little stories, such as the one above, spring from these instances.
There is more to the story....