(glances at his bare feet and the ratty pair of sneakers with holes in them he refuses tor eplace because the soles are still attached thus they 'work')
Honestly ladies, you guys are nuts about your shoes. Like OCD clinical pathologically nuts.
It just occured to me what it's like: women and shoes are like men and guns. Just as ya only need 1 pair of shoes since you only have 1 pair of feet, you only need 1 gun. But people who're a little chemically-imbalanced tend to have WAY more than they in fact need.