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Michael Bay: Tool extraordinaire

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Cycloptichorn
 
Reply Tue 20 Mar, 2012 08:31 pm
Does anyone like this guy's movies?

Transformers: Dark of the Moon

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Transformers

The Island

Bad Boys II

Pearl Harbor

Armageddon

The Rock

Bad Boys

All - ALL - terrible movies. Maybe, you could say that Bad Boys was kind of funny. The rest sucked. He seems to think that mega-fast cuts are a substitute for actual cinematography.

Now, Tool Extraordinare is re-making Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - but with them as ******* aliens instead of, yaknow, mutant turtles.

http://popwatch.ew.com/2012/03/20/michael-bay-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-reponse/

Fans of the series, to put it simply, were not impressed.

At all.

Cycloptichorn
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Tue 20 Mar, 2012 08:56 pm
@Cycloptichorn,
I liked The Rock probably on the strength of both Nicholas Cage and Sean Connery but other then that I disdain the director.
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Irishk
 
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Reply Tue 20 Mar, 2012 10:01 pm
@Cycloptichorn,
Hmmm. I liked The Island, but it probably could have been better. Great cast though...Ewan McGregor and Steve Buscemi and Michael Clarke Duncan!

Buscemi as the McCord character had some great lines!

Quote:
McCord: (makes a reference to God)

Lincoln Six-Echo: Who is God?

McCord: You know when you really want something, you close your eyes and wish for it really hard? God is the guy that ignores you.


Definitely not the worst movie I've ever seen.
DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 20 Mar, 2012 10:34 pm
@Irishk,
Yeah, but it wasn't a very good movie, either. Plot holes you could drive a bus through.
djjd62
 
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Reply Wed 21 Mar, 2012 05:05 am
@Cycloptichorn,
wow, i've only seen Transformers of all the films on that list

but using that as the guide, i guess i haven't missed much
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Irishk
 
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Reply Wed 21 Mar, 2012 09:27 am
@DrewDad,
He needs to be banished, then. To The Island. Except there is no island.

PS...Can we send whoever made all those Twilight movies with him?
DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 21 Mar, 2012 10:00 am
@Irishk,
Twilight was the writer's fault, not the director's.

sozobe
 
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Reply Wed 21 Mar, 2012 10:53 am
@DrewDad,
Send whomever directed the last "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie, too. The non-Gore Verblinksy one.

Man that was bad.

Rob Marshall I think. Who's made some other decent movies I believe. But that one... whoo. Bad.
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Irishk
 
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Reply Wed 21 Mar, 2012 11:47 am
@DrewDad,
DrewDad wrote:
Twilight was the writer's fault, not the director's.
Let's send her, too Smile

Except I'm thinking her book on parasitic aliens looks like a fun and fast read. We'll send her later lol.
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