Wisdom from kids

I especially like Heather's comment.


Never trust a dog to watch your food.
--Patrick, Age 10

Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning.
--Stephanie, Age 8

When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.
--Heather, Age 16

Never tell your mom her diet's not working.
--Michael, Age 14

Never try to baptize a cat.
--Laura, Age 13

Stay away from prunes.
--Randy, Age 9