@Joe Nation,
Joe Nation wrote:I don't think he's ready for a Moon Pie and R.C. Cola yet.
This joke is about the legendary stupidity of people from Alabama, as alleged by people from Georgia:
So this fella goes into a store in North Georgia and says:
I'll have a RC and a Moonpie.
Ha . . . you must be from Alabama.
Now wait a darned minnit . . . spose i ast you for some spaghetti and meatballs, would you ast me was i a Eye-talian?
Don't know, it ain't never come up.
Well spose i ast you for some Polish sausage and some sauerkraut, would you ast me was i a Dutchman?
Don't know, it ain't never come up.
Then how come, when i ast you fer a RC and a Moonpie, you ast me was i from Alabama ? ! ? ! ?
Well, to start with, this is a hardware store.
My friend and i heard that joke at lunch one day, and when we got off work and went back to the house, we sat down and turned on the news. It was a slow news day and they had a piece about a Walmart opening in Alabama. They had folding tables in front of the store with free "food" . . . two liters of RC and Moonpies . . . we fell out laughin' . . .
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)Nation
