Collection of Poems

Here were some I made today. They're not written in any philosphical way but written in a humorous sarcastic way.

TO THE VEGETARIAN

Take all your soy bean substitutes and shove it
You may hate meat but frankly I love it.
My carnivorous antics may be morally wrong
But I just can't eat salads all day long.
Protest all you want, you vegetarian whore
But for every cow you don't eat I'll make sure to eat seven more.
So the next time you're at a restaurant, ordering something to eat
You may choose veggies but me? I choose meat.

RANDOM BRUTALITY

Laughing madly here I stand
Gallantly with gun in hand.
I shot the bearded Russian guy
And smiled as I watched him die.

DEATH

Like a shadow I linger above them all
Claiming those who have been called
They can't escape, although they try
But in the end they all will die
For centuries I've brought them doom
And sealed their fate inside their tomb.
For they are slaves of me alone
As I sit atop my gloomy throne.
I watch them race beneath my breath
They know I will get them. I am Death.