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Gay witchcraft. GAY!! For real.......

 
 
Reply Thu 29 Jan, 2004 04:49 pm
I have just catalogued the quintessential (love that word!) alternative book. Yep, Wicca for the gay or lesbian.

I'm astounded just how much old- and new-age mumbo-jumbo has been bought together and then specifically intended for a target audience. A bit of slick marketing bought to you by Christopher Penczak, who lists his credentials as:
-Wiccan High Priest
-Ordained Minister
-Usui-Tibetan Reiki Master/Teacher
-Shamballa Master/Teacher
-Certified Flower Essence Consultant
-Owner of HelioLuna Flower Essences

Handy hints on working with crystals, starting your own coven, rituals, lovespells, and performing sex magick alone (followed by a spell to ward off blindness, no doubt).

Last word to Chris: "I don't intend Gay Witchcraft to be a historical document or a scholarly argument".
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roger
 
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Reply Thu 29 Jan, 2004 04:54 pm
Covers everything except Zen Presbyterianism, huh?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 29 Jan, 2004 04:59 pm
hmmmm . . .

Concentrate, grasshopper, contemplate your damnation, it is written . . .
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Thu 29 Jan, 2004 06:18 pm
I remember when Edmund Blackadder had a little problem with home-erotic tendencies and sought out just such a wise old soul.............

Quote:
Wisewoman: Hail Edmund, lord of Adders Black.
Edmund: Hello.
Wisewoman: Step no nearer, for already I see thy bloody purpose. Thou plot is, Blackadder thou wouldst be king and drown Middlesex in a butt of wine. Ah, ah, ah, ah.
Edmund: No, no, no, no. it is far worse than that. I'm in love with my man servant.
Wisewoman: Oh well, I'd sleep with him if I were you.
Edmund: What?
Wisewoman: When I fancy people, I sleep with them. Oh, I have to drug them first of course! Being so old and warty.
Edmund: But what about my position, my social life?
Wisewoman: Very well then. Three other paths are open to you. Three cunning plans to cure thy ailment.
Edmund: Oh good.
Wisewoman: The first is simple. Kill Bob!
Edmund: Never.
Wisewoman: Then try the second. Kill your self!
Edmund: No. And the third?
Wisewoman: The third is to ensure that no one else ever knows.
Edmund: Ha, that sounds more like it. How?
Wisewoman: Kill everybody in the whole world. Ah, ha, ha ...
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farmerman
 
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Reply Thu 29 Jan, 2004 08:48 pm
Those crystal power jackoffs are real... well, jackoffs
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kjvtrue
 
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Reply Fri 30 Jan, 2004 10:46 am
I believe all Homosexual's are into Wiccan, as my Neighbors are.
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SealPoet
 
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Reply Fri 30 Jan, 2004 10:47 am
"Love thy neighbor as thyself."
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Frank Apisa
 
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Reply Fri 30 Jan, 2004 10:51 am
kjvtrue wrote:
I believe all Homosexual's are into Wiccan, as my Neighbors are.



Let's see now...

...you may be saying: "I believe that all homosexuals are into Wiccan just as my neighbors are..." or, you might be saying: Since my neighbors, who are homosexuals, are into Wiccan -- all homosexuals are also."

Neither way makes any logical sense, but I'd like to understand what you are saying.

Which is it?
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Eva
 
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Reply Fri 30 Jan, 2004 11:09 am
kjvtrue wrote:
I believe all Homosexual's are into Wiccan, as my Neighbors are.


WHAT?!?!?!?!
Kjvtrue, I don't know who you've been listening to, but they have a truly warped world view! Do you actually KNOW many gays or lesbians? I am a middle-aged married woman and deeply Christian, and I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. Neither would any of my gay friends.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Fri 30 Jan, 2004 11:15 am
FRANK, fRANK, FRANK. HOW DAAAAARE YOU TRY TALKING LOGIC WHEN RELIGIOUS CONVICTION IS INVOLVED. I know some bigots who are practicing Catholics, therefore all Catholics are bigots
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 30 Jan, 2004 11:36 am
What is Wiccan ? And why are gay people in it ? Are they single ? Can I also go ? Is there where they have the most fun ? Do they have orgies ?

Questions..Questions.....
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Fri 30 Jan, 2004 11:42 am
The only Wiccans I know personally are married heterosexuals. It must be different here in Canada.

hmmm, never mind. Two of the couples are in California. That's it. It's different in California AND Canada.
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Eva
 
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Reply Fri 30 Jan, 2004 11:42 am
Guess you'll hafta buy the book, G!

ROTFL!!! Laughing Laughing Laughing

(So sorry you have to put up with this kind of idiocy.)
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Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 30 Jan, 2004 01:17 pm
I don't know, Seal, when i love myself, the neighbors often complain . . .
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 30 Jan, 2004 03:34 pm
I begin to believe kjvtrue extracteth of our collective Michaels - and pulleth our collective lower limbs....at least, I hopeth so...
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Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 30 Jan, 2004 03:48 pm
Takin' the piss, too . . .
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kjvtrue
 
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Reply Fri 30 Jan, 2004 09:46 pm
SealPoet wrote:
"Love thy neighbor as thyself."
Those Neighbors of mine are Friends, and they show their with their partners everywhere. They told me that, "they are into Wiccan and that all Homosexuals are into Wiccan."
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kjvtrue
 
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Reply Fri 30 Jan, 2004 09:58 pm
Gautam wrote:
Do they have orgies ?

Questions..Questions.....


My Neighbors do, somtimes in their backyards.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 30 Jan, 2004 10:16 pm
Heehee - IF you are on the level, kjv, I think your neighbours are having a litle fun with you.

That is - they are having a lend, pulling your leg, taking the mickey, teasing you...
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Eva
 
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Reply Fri 30 Jan, 2004 10:19 pm
STOP! STOP! You're killing me here!!!
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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