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Thu 29 Jan, 2004 04:49 pm
I have just catalogued the quintessential (love that word!) alternative book. Yep, Wicca for the gay or lesbian.
I'm astounded just how much old- and new-age mumbo-jumbo has been bought together and then specifically intended for a target audience. A bit of slick marketing bought to you by Christopher Penczak, who lists his credentials as:
-Wiccan High Priest
-Ordained Minister
-Usui-Tibetan Reiki Master/Teacher
-Shamballa Master/Teacher
-Certified Flower Essence Consultant
-Owner of HelioLuna Flower Essences
Handy hints on working with crystals, starting your own coven, rituals, lovespells, and performing sex magick alone (followed by a spell to ward off blindness, no doubt).
Last word to Chris: "I don't intend Gay Witchcraft to be a historical document or a scholarly argument".
Covers everything except Zen Presbyterianism, huh?
hmmmm . . .
Concentrate, grasshopper, contemplate your damnation, it is written . . .
I remember when Edmund Blackadder had a little problem with home-erotic tendencies and sought out just such a wise old soul.............
Quote:Wisewoman: Hail Edmund, lord of Adders Black.
Edmund: Hello.
Wisewoman: Step no nearer, for already I see thy bloody purpose. Thou plot is, Blackadder thou wouldst be king and drown Middlesex in a butt of wine. Ah, ah, ah, ah.
Edmund: No, no, no, no. it is far worse than that. I'm in love with my man servant.
Wisewoman: Oh well, I'd sleep with him if I were you.
Edmund: What?
Wisewoman: When I fancy people, I sleep with them. Oh, I have to drug them first of course! Being so old and warty.
Edmund: But what about my position, my social life?
Wisewoman: Very well then. Three other paths are open to you. Three cunning plans to cure thy ailment.
Edmund: Oh good.
Wisewoman: The first is simple. Kill Bob!
Edmund: Never.
Wisewoman: Then try the second. Kill your self!
Edmund: No. And the third?
Wisewoman: The third is to ensure that no one else ever knows.
Edmund: Ha, that sounds more like it. How?
Wisewoman: Kill everybody in the whole world. Ah, ha, ha ...
Those crystal power jackoffs are real... well, jackoffs
I believe all Homosexual's are into Wiccan, as my Neighbors are.
"Love thy neighbor as thyself."
kjvtrue wrote:I believe all Homosexual's are into Wiccan, as my Neighbors are.
Let's see now...
...you may be saying: "I believe that all homosexuals are into Wiccan just as my neighbors are..." or, you might be saying: Since my neighbors, who are homosexuals, are into Wiccan -- all homosexuals are also."
Neither way makes any logical sense, but I'd like to understand what you are saying.
Which is it?
kjvtrue wrote:I believe all Homosexual's are into Wiccan, as my Neighbors are.
WHAT?!?!?!?!
Kjvtrue, I don't know who you've been listening to, but they have a truly warped world view! Do you actually KNOW many gays or lesbians? I am a middle-aged married woman and deeply Christian, and I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. Neither would any of my gay friends.
FRANK, fRANK, FRANK. HOW DAAAAARE YOU TRY TALKING LOGIC WHEN RELIGIOUS CONVICTION IS INVOLVED. I know some bigots who are practicing Catholics, therefore all Catholics are bigots
What is Wiccan ? And why are gay people in it ? Are they single ? Can I also go ? Is there where they have the most fun ? Do they have orgies ?
Questions..Questions.....
The only Wiccans I know personally are married heterosexuals. It must be different here in Canada.
hmmm, never mind. Two of the couples are in California. That's it. It's different in California AND Canada.
Guess you'll hafta buy the book, G!
ROTFL!!!
(So sorry you have to put up with this kind of idiocy.)
I don't know, Seal, when i love myself, the neighbors often complain . . .
I begin to believe kjvtrue extracteth of our collective Michaels - and pulleth our collective lower limbs....at least, I hopeth so...
Takin' the piss, too . . .
Heehee - IF you are on the level, kjv, I think your neighbours are having a litle fun with you.
That is - they are having a lend, pulling your leg, taking the mickey, teasing you...
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