@chai2,
1104.
The only reason I participate in this thread is because of my gallantry. It seems to me that the inevitable outcome will have more dignity if it can be presented as a defeat for men which it can't if no men participate.
The long march of the MRoW towards the magic figure of 2000, a figure chosen to express devotion and piety towards the mystical nature of round numbers, a religious ritual of the first order, is clearly akin to knitting or a long and slow, uneventful, trudge back from the well with a pot of water balanced upon the patient noggin. An industrial process actually which is traditionally inferior to the principle activities of men: governance, warlike exploit characterised by force, fraud and cunning, sports and communing with the Divinity. All of which are slowly being infiltrated by a certain type of woman who has bought into male superiority and is intent upon aping it.
So it is refreshing to see a few A2K Females showing us what they are really good at; diligence, determination and dumb-ass futility, and I feel that my role as "bum of the month" lends a modicum of dignity and legitimacy to the obvious final result which it wouldn't have if only a small coven of uppity females go through the next 898 posts, one at once, unhindered, unnoticed and unashamedly, without even needing such elementary skills as when knit-one-pearl-one techniques are multi-tasked with gossiping, watching re-runs of the Dick van Dyke Show, munching nibbles and calculating the extent of the ride one is being taken.
The inevitable victory of females will demonstrate that the barbarian animus is alive and well in the modern, liberated woman and I feel it a duty to try to ameliorate such a profoundly distressing conclusion by offering myself as the victim of a victory which would be a hollow one in the absence of my submissive fortitude.
Rather like sex with a vibrator.
