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Male vs. Female!

 
 
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 6 Jan, 2012 02:52 pm
@spendius,
You pissed Pommy persuader have you had one to many pints again tonight? Make a sensible comment about our Captain's 328no against India when talking about numbers.
FOUND SOUL
 
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Reply Fri 6 Jan, 2012 02:53 pm
@engineer,
She's the Queen of the Thread for sure, but, see the last 75% of the posters? Now if they had all posted 200 as well or more, I wonder:)
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spendius
 
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Reply Fri 6 Jan, 2012 02:55 pm
@engineer,
It was Setanta plus a rolling pin.
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spendius
 
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Reply Fri 6 Jan, 2012 04:02 pm
@Dutchy,
India are knackered Dutch.

I reckon some of these females were pming and arranging ambushes when they knew we were busy.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 6 Jan, 2012 04:58 pm
@spendius,
Would they stoop that low spendi?
spendius
 
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Reply Fri 6 Jan, 2012 06:26 pm
@Dutchy,
There are no depths known to man which some ladies won't plumb to prove their superiority.
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engineer
 
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Reply Fri 6 Jan, 2012 10:10 pm
OK, here is the graph of the score by the minute. (I didn't bother to graph every entry, just the first one in each minute.)

http://img839.imageshack.us/img839/6253/scoreofwomenvsmengameve.gif

The men, who made significant progress before the New Year where crushed in a short period on 12/30 when the women undid all our hard work over the period of an hour and then just ran with it.

http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/6253/scoreofwomenvsmengameve.gif

ossobuco
 
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Reply Fri 6 Jan, 2012 10:42 pm
@Dutchy,
This is all convincing me Spendius is real.
It's taken me a while as I've thought him a performance artist for a long time, or at least conjectured so.
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Eva
 
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Reply Fri 6 Jan, 2012 11:06 pm
@engineer,
engineer wrote:
"...ehbeth's fast fingers and her codre (sic) of men mashers!"


Where? Where? I wanna join! That sounds fun!
spendius
 
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Reply Sat 7 Jan, 2012 05:46 am
@Eva,
Germaine Greer once said that "men are like carrots; cheap and plentiful and easily cooked."

I can't argue with that as things stand under the biological exigencies which we have so unfortunately inherited from our ancestors.

All you need to do girls is apply the methods used in this idiocy to elections and the future is all yours.

As has been painstakingly pointed out on very many occasions recently the antics of Dr Conrad Murray, Herman Cain and Newt Gringich with regard to the female sex are relics of our evolutionary inheritance which it is the task of the modern, enlightened woman to liquidate or, if you prefer, mash.
FOUND SOUL
 
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Reply Sat 7 Jan, 2012 05:49 am
@spendius,
Good night Spendius Smile

Silly one...

It's up to you men to make us equal not rule x
spendius
 
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Reply Sat 7 Jan, 2012 07:42 am
@FOUND SOUL,
Is it not obvious that that is exactly what I'm trying to do. But it's a hopeless task really.

You hold all the aces now that we have fixed it for you for work to be so congenial. When work was nasty, horrible and tough you had to simper somewhat to survive but now you can get glammed up for it and strut around all day as if you own the place and be flirted with.

Also you have no marks of work so when the workday ends you can sport as the Lady as if you didn't work. Your fingernails these days send out the message that you don't work.

But you working reduces men's wages by 50%, supply and demand and all that economic **** that there is no need for you to bother your little heads with, so really you are working for nothing unless it is daytime show-off in the display window. But only kidding really.

I could tell you some tales about women getting ready for work. We men can get there in 2 minutes. Less sometimes.

What Mr Obama means by work is tending more and more towards the female way of it. It's a sociological happening. A few nutters might claim it to be an evolutionary adaptation. Mr Obama simply arranged his sails to catch the wind.

But beware. When it comes to pass in the full fruition of the hopes and yearnings there will be bossy women bossing women because the men will have said, "you're too up yourselves girls and we are off fishing".

Remember the Amazons. They didn't make it. They faded out. I hope they were humanely absorbed back into the mainstream.

A myth would not be worth being called a myth unless it contained an important message.

Every year at a certain time the fecund Amazons trekked to a meeting place with the bachelors of a nearby tribe. A 2 week walk through rough contry. And back. I daresay a few married men made some excuses to be in the posse.

To be inseminated of course. The female offspring became members of the group and the males were returned, maybe sold, at about the age of 6 or 7.

Weeeeeel!! That's understandable. What woman would wish to forgo the joys of bringing a little lad up seeing as how lovely they are or to avoid dealing with him in the subsequent years.
sozobe
 
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Reply Sat 7 Jan, 2012 08:39 am
@engineer,
engineer wrote:
The men, who made significant progress before the New Year where crushed in a short period on 12/30 when the women undid all our hard work over the period of an hour


That was fun. Very Happy

The charts n stuff are awesome engineer.
FOUND SOUL
 
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Reply Sat 7 Jan, 2012 02:59 pm
@sozobe,
Mars,

Thanks for starting this thread...

The last night and day towards the end, all threads were almost ignored as we battled to get to 2000 and did:)

Which made it fun and a challenge even to ourselves, to reach that number..

All be it you were hi-jacking my thread to call all men:)
sozobe
 
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Reply Sat 7 Jan, 2012 03:53 pm
@FOUND SOUL,
He also tried to distract me just when we were starting to make real headway! Sending me PMs. Didn't work. Hah!
mars90000000
 
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Reply Sat 7 Jan, 2012 08:12 pm
Razz

Can't say i didn't try XD

Good job, woman...

Let's see if we can come up with another game... hmmm.
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mars90000000
 
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Reply Sat 7 Jan, 2012 08:14 pm
At this point, i would also like to quote what Lustig Andrei said some 4000 posts ago...

"I predict this thread will die a quick and relatively painless death, long before reaching any goals "
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FOUND SOUL
 
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Reply Sun 8 Jan, 2012 03:00 am
@sozobe,
lols
Procrustes
 
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Reply Sun 8 Jan, 2012 04:28 am
@FOUND SOUL,
999... Just kidding, ha ha ha ha
spendius
 
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Reply Sun 8 Jan, 2012 04:40 am
@Procrustes,
I've an idea!!!

We can add or subtract any number between 1 and 10 depending on how we are feeling at the time about the other lot.

998
 

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