this is for the white members here...what comes to mind when you hear the word Muffy used in slang?

Speaking as an african american woman I'm deeply concerned by the turn this conversation is taking. Repent now.

but what do you think of when you hear the word Muffy?

You have a dirty mind. I know what that means IDIOT--you are talking about homosexuals. These brothers ARE GAY! It is wrong to be GAY--my pastor, Miss Hips has said we were meant to be MOROSE. Since becoming bored-again I have been MOROSE EVERY SINGLE DAY.

You are APATHETIC and you will never pass Go or collect $200. I should pray for you but my prayer card is filled for the day. Maybe tomorrow, but DON'T COUNT ON IT FUDGETITS!

I think those Muffy sorority sisters are EVIL, they use mascara. The Bible says, "An eye for an eye..." it does not mention MASCARA. I don't think of those things, it is bad to think of such things, it leads to EYE-SHADOW and then you go to HELL. They have NO air-conditioning there. Miss Hips says hot flashes come from thinking about eye makeup. HOT FLASHES ARE A SIGN OF SIN! I asked God to take away my hot flashes. I have achieved perfect INCONTINENCE.

Will those wealthy sorority girls have any furry animals as pets? I need to know this.

Is this a racist thread? Are you one of those Aunt Jemimas, always going on about how the blck man this and white man that? How we can even be sure you're African-American. You could be Jewish.

I think Muffy sounds like the perfect name for a pet chihuahua.


Oops! Just read the thread title in full. I have pure, unadulterated Slavic blood running around my veins. Do I qualify as a "white member"?

Only marginally, msolga. You're on probation
(says the local Latvian)

So you're probably a blonde then, Lusty Andrew?

Which gives you a definite advantage, let's face it, over us swarthy A2K types!

My hair these days is snowy white. It used to be a light brown, never really blond. And I'm swarthier than you'd think -- I tan like Gypsy, never burn or
get "red-skinned." I think somewhere among my ancestors was a rogue Tartar from Ghengis's Golden Horde.

Well boo hiss to you then, I say!

Descendant of pure Slavic peasant stock here.

I have some documented Deutsches DNA. My grandmother was known to be the illegitimate daughter of the local Baron's eldest son. Well, at least it's titled nobility.

Well half your luck, Andrew!

Can you (illegitimately, even) use that title for your own purposes?
It could come in very handy!

With a bar sinister on the 'scutcheon, perhaps? No thank you.

Ah, you are a honorable person.

I always knew it!

Have you or any of your ancestors slaughtered anyone of a different racial, ethnic or religious background for the acquisition of their real estate in the name of God? NURTURE as well as nature, ya know.

Due to an unfortunate remark by my uncle circa 1977 to the ladies' cotillion at the country club, 'muff' in any of its variations brings to my white mind: a bushy vajayjay.

sounds like me and your uncle could have been drinking buddys.

He was a pot dealer.

Oh come on! I have faith in you!

me too, once upon a time

Muff is actually a small town in Donegal, Ireland and believe it or not they have a diving club.
http://www.muffdivingclub.ie/
So if you're ever in the Emerald Isle make sure you do some Muff diving.