@Dutchy,
MAGIC
Shell - me? Ahem ... patience is a virtue Dutchy!
Foundy said there'd be trouble once you got back - we've been brewing up a spell or two whilst you've been gone. Notice anything funny about the taste of your hospital food after she'd visited you?
Eye of newt and toe of frog, wool of a bat and tongue of dog ..... stirring the cauldrons now - one in England and one in Australia ..... be afraid, very afraid.....