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Sun 25 Jan, 2004 07:51 am
Ok, there's a guy in a straw hat standing, legs apart, both fists clenched tightly. Inside of each hand there is a bee. They are alive; you can clearly hear them buzzing.
What does the guy have in his eye?
Hmmmm - aqueous humour....
Honey and sawdust. I know I've got this one right.
This is exciting , im about to crap my pants here, gimme the answer you old fool.
I'm forced to agree with the chain-smoking coney...
This sounds very Shaggy Dog!
I don't THINK he could fit one of them in his eye - unless it were very small indeed...
Still, apparently, in Biblical times, we could fit beams in our eyes....
... it's easier than a needle going through the eye of a camel.
Especially for the camel!!!!
I'm sorry to keep you good people on the edges of your chairs for so long. I do need to sleep on occasion. So, the answer is... beauty.
Get it?
Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.
Ahem, sorry.
Hey! Put those torches down!
Oh damn. I made a bet with Jimmy that I was gonna be right on this one. Looks like he he gets the bigger pile of cow manure for his garden this year :-(
Don't try to answer these riddles, Montana.
They're bigger than both of us.
dammit. obvious when you know how.
I know Gus, but I was raised never to give up and damn it, I won't give up.
I told ya all it was a shaggy dog story!
Ok, ok, Frank. Settle down.
bee calm! bea clam! clam snide! bee arthur!
I love shaggy dog stories.
MY FAVORITE:
Back during the days of the old Soviet Union...
...Sasha and Rudolph wake up one morning and notice a bit of precipitation.
"It's raining," says Sasha.
"No, its sleeting," says Rudolph.
"No, no," says Sasha, "it is raining."
"Tsk, tsk, tsk," he replies, "Rudolph, the red, knows rain dear!"
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