JACK FLASH

Look at him sitting
Curled up like a kitten
If he sits their any longer
He'll make a big dent.

Next thing you'll know
We'll be living in tent
When I ask him to do something
He gets a big fright.

What's the excuse, feet in a cramp tonight.
"Come on Jack, put a bulb in the light"
He's dreaming at the window
No not again, If he stares any longer

He'll crack the pane
The guys at the local.
Call him Jack Flash
Long pockets and always short of cash

People will think I must be joking
He wont leave the local until its closing.
Thats right one time he was my hearts desire
Now he takes to long to put a plug in the fire

I look at him and really wonder
The only thing that will move him.
Is a loud bang and the sound of thunder
To say that he's a big eater

Its like Popping coins in a parking meter
I ask him, "come on Jack
Install the Cooker".
"Sorry love I'll miss the snooker"

I asked him to fix a fuse
Forget it the smell of booze
You think I was asking some trick from a majican.
Dear god he's an Electrican.