@spendius,
Quote:Can you not see that a "high" handicap golfer in NJ, with all that implies, and it's a hell of a lot, is in no position to ask why Jesus did this or didn't do that?
Au contraire, mon ami. I am in a perfect position to ask...and, if you look at the top of the page, I already have. In any case, I am in a very comfortable chair at my desk with my computer keyboard at hand...a perfect place to ask those kinds of questions.
You seem to be abusing logic these days, Spendius.
Quote:Can you not see that getting into such a position is patently ridiculous?
Getting into position to have sex often is a patently ridiculous position, Spendius, but sitting at a desk typing is not. C'mon!
Quote:Getting astride 2000 years of history across half the globe, in sharp slacks tailored to display the two-toned classy leather golf shoes which traipse all the **** into the changing rooms for the slave to clean up.
Oh, the laughter...the side-splitting laughter. No sharp slacks...especially not tailored to display two-toned classy leather golf shoes. I am part of the lower part of the 99%...and I travel economy class all the time. And I am a starter, not a slave in any changing room.
But nice try...and truly I thank you for all the laughs.
Quote:And glad he is of having the job. Probably maintains the bogs in pristine condition as well.
No bogs...but you did get one thing correct. I am delighted to have the job. There is only one real negative to the job. It doesn't pay especially well ($12 an hour) but a perk is free golf at any of the five country courses here. So in order to maximize my earnings, I am forced to play golf as often as possible...usually five days a week (I work the other two). But...someone has got to do it.
You are a delight, Spendius. Keep posting. I enjoy responding to you more than anyone else in A2K.