I'm a little tired this morning because I was awake all night for the much anticipated "Porky Pig Marathon." Six hours nonstop action from our delightful porcine friend. I was howling with delight at the antics of Porky and the gang, when suddenly it hit me -- Porky has no genitalia!
I was shocked! You know the way Porky likes to strut around in that jacket of his, and nothing else. Well, I never really paid much attention to it before. But in one scene he turns and faces the camera....
You see what I'm talking about? There's nothing there!
And the damn pig is smiling!
I was really disturbed by this. Was Porky a victim of some sadistic Hollywood producer? Did the bastard take Porky's balls for who knows what reason? And why the penis? Don't they usually leave the godforsaken penis after castration?
But most of all I'm puzzled by Porky's cavalier attitude. Here's another shot from later in the movie...
He seems to be saying, "LOOK AT ME, WORLD! I'VE BEEN CASTRATED AND I DANCE! I DANCE! I DANCE."
Unbelievable. All that poor friggin' pig's been through and to have that kind of attitude.... you gotta admire him, I guess.