hmm...maybe he's not unmanly....just way more feminine than is normal in guys, I think. I don't know if he's str8 or not....
The title fits me perfectly.
Latest instance - while I'm away skiing I'll be lending my flat to a female friend. She asked me if I wanted anything from Paris (where she'll be this week) in return for the favour...I asked her to get me a couple of tubes of face wash - a particular kind that has that perfect balance of cleansing without drying - which isn't available in the UK.
It did cause raised eyebrows - no she didn't shape mine - I don't go that far!!!!
KP
onyxelle wrote:hmm...maybe he's not unmanly....just way more feminine than is normal in guys, I think. I don't know if he's str8 or not....
He's str8, well, atleast he was then. I've never met a man quite like him and if he didn't have so many emotional problems, I'd probably still be with him.
I was in quite the dillema this morning. I had the darndest time finding a t-shirt that looked ok under my new Guess shirt. You see, the beige one I was going to wear was just too dark, and clashed. The white one I then tried on was just too bulky. I finally found one that didn't stand out too much, and blended perfectly. I then wondered what color shoes to wear, because both black and brown would have gone ok, which of course affects what color belt to wear. After everything went together, it was obvious which watch to go with.
Uhhh....I mean, I LOVE FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!!!
My problem would be the obsessiveness of it all. If you wish to flail around your bedroom, changing t-shirts until you find the absolute right neckline scoop (which I might do from time -to-time myself), that's one thing. That's your own private little wacko world. But to wear out other people with it, that's when it's time to get a grip. Ever gone shopping with someone like this? It's a nightmare.
I do wish my husband cared more about his appearance, tho. It wouldn't be a bad thing if his sense of color and tone was stronger. A man who likes to cook and CAN cook sounds real good to me. I wouldn't kick him out of my kitchen. But to be manic about it would be a big ol' pain in the ass. Being manic about anything can be hard on the people around you, tho.
I can go clothes shopping, and get it done with a quickness. I see it, I like it, I usually only try on pants(and if I try something on, it means I'm buying it as long as it fits), and I buy. But I'm still picky.
I went to the mall with my girlfriend a few weeks ago for her to get an outfit, and wanted to kill her. She's in Bebe for a good hour, trying on outfit after outfit, complaining this doesn't fit right, ect. Then goes to another store. She almost left the mall without buying something. I wouldn't let her leave without buying an outfit. I don't understand women's shopping stores, I get headaches in those places.
I need a new loofah.
Here Slappy, use mine. I gotta bend over and pick up the soap.....Yeeouch! Hey!
Slappy, those inflatable dolls are less proportionate than Barbie. Of course nothing fits.
Oh, wait, a real live girlfriend? Cool!
I hate clothes shopping with fussy people, too - bores me to screaming point very quickly.
What is "fussy"?
Simple - fussier than I am ... easy, isn't it?
Never date a guy who has more products to put on his face than you do. Conveniently, this also serves as a warning against dating mimes.
I was a metrosexual when the concept still lived with its parents in the suburbs!
Slappy, when you're finished that shower and you're out in Metroville, could you get the answer to this one?
What IS the difference between a cushion and a goddam throw-pillow?
Mr. Stillwater, in my metrosexual experience, a cushion is the part that fits more INTO the couch, not meant to be moved around. A throw pillow is a loose pillow you can "throw" around, or is more versatile, such as you could use it as a cushion on say, a futon, if you choose.
Am I wrong or right, chicks?
Whatever will I wear tomorrow?
You've got it, slappy. Will wonders never cease?
ew, pusing it? What is that?
Pusing? Who said that? What are you reading???
Fixed.
Fastest meterosexual in the greater boston area.
