If You Were a Superhero...

Wait, don't answer...I'm moving this to general

sorry i don't look good in spandex!
(couldn't resist)

Can moderators delete this one for me?

Hypochondria man. Id get everybody so believing that they had some sort of fatal condition that theyd run and hide and suffer anxiety attacks , during which Id clap em in iron and hold a bag over their faces.

Its what i do. Its a gift. i have a fortress of PDR in which i study symptoms and then tell people about them and stand back and watch. You cant escape hypochondria man. Hey , I noticed that little keratosis on the left side of your head there just left of the mid line. Keratoses always start out with a color lightening and then , well, maybe you should have it checked out... Its probably nothing, ....but you never know.......