Does Plato's Republic Propose A Rigid Class System?

Spendius said

My ideal woman scares me rigid.

So she's a dominatrix then?

No--they do what men want I heard.

Yeah, I'm sorry, you're no Max Mosely. I take it from your comments about Stoke you're more of a City fan than a United one?

I'm a fan of the team I bet on. They are just 22 well paid sandwich board men chasing a ball around a field. City were the better side.

Apparantly Peter Cook was a Spurs fan. He always bet against Spurs, so if they won he'd be happy as a fan, but if they lost he'd get a cash bonus. Makes sense in a funny sort of way.

It makes no sense to me.

It would make a lot of sense if you supported Southampton. If I'd done that a couple of seasons back I'd be a lot richer now. I must confess to never having visited Manchester, I've been to Liverpool and had a great time. I don't know what stopped me going to Manchester, not when you've got such great ambassadors for your wonderful city like Terry Christian and Liam Gallagher.

I don't come from Manchester. It's horrible. Lowry caught it just right.

Everybody likes Southampton. Lawry Mac, Strachan and Hoddle--amusing guys--and Osgood, Ramsey, Chivers, Wayman, Shilton, Shearer, Keegan, Ball, dear Matt and Mick Channon who showed he had other talents in a tougher game.

Great club.

Thank you very much. I had to choose the other day whether to upgrade to sky sports 1 or 2. It would have meant watching either Saints or England. I decided to opt for Saints, because I can't think of anyone in the England squad that's not an arsehole. Can I assume you're a Preston fan, as you mentioned them awhile back? If so I'm sorry that they were demoted this season. From what I remember they were a very good side, not an easy fixture by any means. Still, two years ago we were in the doldrums, relegated to League 1 with a 10 point deduction, a lot can happen in 2 years.

Talking about the playoffs I do not want Bournemouth to win. We've already got to face two clubs who hate us, Brighton and the Skates, and that's enough in my book. Also I don't really want the MK Dons to go up. It may be alright for sporting teams to switch cities in America, but this is perfidious Albion.