HOW DO I DRAW AN OCELOT WITH VENUTIAN EYES?

All this talk of lox and no one brought the bagels?

The mind bagels . . . uhm, boggles . . .

No real bagels here in the home of few turkeys. Memories persist.
Well, hell, real croissants are few on the ground either, as in, none.
Don't get me going about fish.
But wait, don't ocelots like lox? I read that somewhere.

Lox, stock and bagels . . .

Venutians have walnut eyes.

But no Bette Davis eyes, i take it . . .

T first I thought you were smokin some bath salts. That boy aint from around here. I garantee.

I thought the eyes looked more like this. I understand they are quite tasty.

[wags finger & narrows eyes]

A lox on both of your houses.

Try thinking outside of the lox.

I'd buy an autographed copy when you finish it Set.

You could contact Al Gore, I hear he's pretty good with graphs.

It is gratifying to see so many fellow members (or members of you fellows?) get right into the spirit of this profound and important question. Somebody pass me the cream cheese . . .

It is not gratifying to see you creating parody threads lampooning other posters.
Like i said before, immitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Who are the real trolls on A2K?

If you are not gratified to see me create a parody thread (of someone who says he has me on ignore and will never know of this thread unless some wanker runs off to tell him), and question whether or not i might be a troll--why do you respond? Why do you feed the troll? Indeed--who are the real trolls around here?

I'm not even going to bother to point out why this thread is not imitation--if you're not bright enouigh to figure that out on your own it would be a waste of time.

Why don't you just sit down, have a nice hot bagel with some Nova Scotia Lox and some Philly cream cheese . . . and shut the **** up.

Is that supposed to be a schmear of some kind?

No, it's just a response to a gratuitous and snarky comment. If he doesn't like the thread, then he shouldn't read it.

I guess that schmear didn't make it to the bagel.

Ah, schmear must be a reference i didn't get . . . does that describe spreading the cream cheese? Does cream cheese have eyes? What are they like?