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Wed 30 Mar, 2011 01:13 pm
The Luddite Review
Irrationally resisting change for two centuries
The Editor is not responsible for the destruction of your social life.
Here it is folks, the place to get answers to all of your technology questions. First, some quick reviews;
The iPhone: Technology sucks, walk over to the house and say hello.
The Motorola Droid: Technology sucks, walk over to the house and say hello.
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:walk over to the house and say hello.
Is there an app for that?
@Setanta,
Sounds kinda negative ya ask me.
@Setanta,
All those things have replace the BB gun. Instead of shooting your eye out, you will ruin your hearing and you'll also get iphone elbow.
@Irishk,
I don't understand. Do you mean will you get an apple if you do? How would i know, they're your friends.
@roger,
Well duh . . . what to you think being a Luddite is all about?
@Diane,
Whereas walking over to your friend's house is good for your health.
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:
Whereas walking over to your friend's house is good for your health.
not if they shoot at you with a bb gun
You see . . . that's why technology is evil . . . we don't need no damned bb guns . . .
@Setanta,
Okay, Set, just how far are you taking this luddite thing?
BB guns too much? How about a slig shot? How luddite are you, anyway?
@Diane,
A blunderbuss would be OK . . .
GET OFF MY LAWN!!
Ya damn hippies with your blunderbusses and whatnot.
A blunderbuss is kinda like a bb gun, no?
You wanna buy a goat to mow that lawn for ya, Missus?
@Diane,
And look at you with your fancy eyepatch and your precious elbow.
Why I oughtta......
@Setanta,
Are you talking to me? Ya think I don't know what a bogdamn bluderbuss is?
I load mine with nails from the deck that I pull out with my teeth ya bogdamn sissy.
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:You see . . . that's why technology is evil . . . we don't need no damned bb guns . . .
Yeah - let's just throw some o them rocks at ém!
Throwing rocks is good . . . very untechnological . . .
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Uhm . . . Boomer, you seem a mite peevish here lately . . . are you goin' through the change er somethin'?
@Diane,
Diane wrote:All those things have replace the BB gun.
I might have some replacement suggestions.
David
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