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Mon 29 Dec, 2003 10:57 am
You can do any one thing you want in life and it's guaranteed you're going to succeed.
How will you use this gift?
Place TINY, CLASSIFIED ADS, in newspapers ALL OVER the country, and just WATCH the INCOME COME IN!
Wait, that's taken.
I'd create a music swapping site, that allows users to download and "share" music for free.
Uh, no. Taken.
I'd own an escort service agency. A legal pimp.
I'd go after the corner slot formerly occupied by The Far Side.
I would do scientific research and create a vaccine that would eradicate the world of many diseases. This vaccine would also become the fountain of youth and increase life expectancy to 150 years.
I would be paralyzed with indecision, and end up in a mental institution where I would perform small miracles for the amusement of the other inmates.
I would create a 95% effective fertility dampening virus to offset colorbook's innovation.
I'd find a cure for AIDs & have it distributed free of charge to anyone who needed it.
I would want the ability to change into any person I wanted. I would then turn into George W Bush and run naked through the steets of Washington, yelling, "I AM THE EMPEROR! I AM GOD! KNEEL BEFORE ME HUMBLE SERVANTS!"
roger wrote:I would create a 95% effective fertility dampening virus to offset colorbook's innovation.
How would you do this, Roger? :wink:
You Wake Up Tomorrow To Find That..... the things I was putting off doing today will still be there and then some......
Why, the same way you increased the life expectancy, colorbook.
I'd build the "Museum of Wisdom" which I planned out two years ago, then shelved because I'd need a few million to buy the land and build it.
Open a Bar/Restuarant!....Enough said.....lol
Serve some justice.....treat convicts as they should be treated.....an eye for an eye. Stop wasting all our tax dollars to house, feed and clothe them. Put thier asses to work on a chain gang come hell or high winds.
Feed and shelter the homeless.....educate the uneducated and find fit parents for those that need to be adopted.
Abolish suffering. That, I'm afraid would mean the end of the perceptual universe. The Dream ends and the rocks awake to discover that they are god. Time collapses, three spacial dimensions are swallowed up by the unseen other nine.
Oh well, in the meantime we'll just have to do the best we can. Live good, and pay attention.
I'll be a 'peace' embassador and try to figure out how to stop ppl from taking other people's land and stop ppl from blowing themselve up.
that, or me and my Uruk-khais gonna invade every nation on this planet and make them kiss my feet.
Asherman, you remind me of a mushroom guy....I like that....
Invent a "can't fail" bush remover, "it" always gets in the way...............
Roll over and go back to sleep.
still thinking....it's amazing all the things you'd want to do, and to have to whittle it down to one. You try to find the one that would affect most areas...but it's hard. i'll be back later.
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