preamy - peppery yet creamy
Gayperms - perms that men get (i.e. just view some old Brady Bunch re-runs).
smegmapry.
A treatment centre for round-the-word non-stop sailors.
emptygrams - telegrams sent to newlyweds whom you wish to embarrass, such as exes.
STEMMYAPRIG.
A company which specialises in providing one-line put downs to be used on pompous pratts in the pub. But for £1 you only get bare-assed assertions.
Yammerspigot - the mouth of a Gemini in a pub
spo - a bit of a spoilsport
pros-
Abbreviation of a prospector. esp.one who has discovered a goldmine.
shorp - where a porsh little gel buys a dorl
forshp.
A word deriving from the sound made by a dollop of cream when the doughnut is missed and it falls to the floor being used to signify some similar event.
Forship: A ship that is built for the purpose of fostering friendly relationships between coastal countries.
prodfish - an illegal electric goad to drive shoals of fish into nets
phadifrosh - a fussy intellectual's nemesis.
frostphadih-frostbite of a sort; a poor soul who is lost in the woods on a wintery night hoping for some sort of light
profithashed - person who has seen business profits swallowed up in insurance, legal claims and the like
ite - an itchy bite
Hi pen how have you been?
icte-a beverage
in perfect health but very busy, bs! you?
crite - a small criterion for being eligible for benefits, such as an age barrier
Busy as well but all in good health.
ritecl- the cells in the right side of your body
Catire - the dazed state a cat takes on after sniffing/eating catnip
carpite - artifish-al flavouring for fish fingers
