this thread is making me giggle something chronic
mokil - malingering
glimok- a lady in a short tight skirt getting out of a sports car.
molking - the ruler of a rare human being species known for their small since, tiny eyes and incredible capability for digging typically found in underground homes
mingleko- a dating agency specialising in one night stands.
mockelgin - pseudo marble
Glockenmit - a percussion musical instrument that quickly transform into a catchers mitt. Used by overscheduled children forced to take both a musical instrument and a team sport.
Colgatemink - toothpaste for royalty
meltastocking-
a technique, not mentioned in the Kama Sutra, which causes the denser part of the aforementioned hosiery to spontaneously combust.
Sometimes it takes the suspenders along as well.
What a joy the last few pages of this thread have been to read! Fun and to the point! Well done, chaps!
Spendius left after a 13-letter post, so I will start a new word -
wox - what is in your head when you cannot think straight.
Yes, isn't it a giggle a minute! I love this thread though I say it as shouldn't, having started it. It's like having a kid grow up and be successful even though there have been some lean times.
Wonx - unpleasant area of New York where everyone walks sideways because the sidewalks are so crowded
Exown - A firm of solicitors which specialises in representing ladies in contested divorce proceedings.
mownex - astroturf which really does look like grass
Omewinx-- a pain reducing spray used by cricketers after being struck by a Brett Lee bouncer that didn't get up as high as the batsman thought it would.
WinxOmen: Signs that your Window XP is on the verge of becoming corrupt
(I like the one on Brett Lee)
OWNDEMINX.
A tasteful private enterprise franchise providing marriage ceremonials with post-modern rituals.
womanindex - whore directory
maxiwendona- a shrub with pink leaves which when chewed promotes priapism.
noanimaldewx - peers who don't support Lord Bath's method of raising money at Longleat
yar - a non leap year
yarp - mode of conversation in contactless sociability situations.
epray - making fervent requests to the cyber God due to something freezing, lack of internet logon or some other frustrating internet issues