LETTERDASH - ADD A LETTER with a difference

SCABFISTETON - school for picketing professionals, a branch of rentamob


jip - just a sip - a small tot of whisky

jips. the effect of a lot of tots of whisky.

jipes - expression used when a person with the jips steps heavily on your toe

Pigels- a pale green unguent which comes in squeezable tubes and is available on most car boots which when gently massaged into a toe of a personage who has had it stepped on by an oaf with the jips, eases the pain as if by magic.

plijess - a folding contraption which helps rehabilitate the toe which has been smeared liberally with pijels.

jessilip- a character in an unfinished Hardy draft who was so stroppy he couldn't keep it going for more than three thousand words because it was unrealistic to expect readers to believe it.

jailspies - stool pigeons

jabsipiles-- particularly painful and embarrassing, not to say inconvenient, condition of an unmentionable organ which must be common enough to create a market for the wide range of ointments designed to alleviate it and to fund the advertising of them in newspapers and occasionally, unfortunately, on TV.

(brings a whole new nuance to stool pigeon, that does)

japblissine - massage oils used in the far east

niphasslejib.

A method used by Japanese ladies of questionable virtue to accomodate the rush when a whaling ship docks after a long trip in the south Pacific.

Is 12 or 13 the limit?

Can't you follow simple rules without mithering every 30 seconds like a demented fool?

Look Mathos-

I've got Clary on my hands here and she's very strict about proper form and I had thought it was 13 but her last change was on 12 and I didn't like to proceed without her having let her will be known.

If it is 12 it is my turn and if it is 13 it is her chance to have a turn and I would never deny a lady a chance to have her turn even if I had to be made to look foolish for her to do so.

Do you proceed in a different fashion?

Likewise I am always careful when Clary is bouncing around the threads, I have felt her wrath in the past.


However, if you are playing games with Clary you must know she changes the rules to suit her mood. I am not to sure if this is because she has a drink or two too many, or if she intends getting the better of everybody just as a matter of course.

Women are like this in general though Spendi, surely you know that!


Only last week, she started babbling in Indian to throw us off the track, are you aware of that?

It's best when they start chattering like a lemur monkey I have found. Babbling in Indian is quite posh.

I've seen you before today babbling in some pigin or other in order to guide our thoughts towards the notion that you are well travelled and thus a man of substance and leisure.

Have you pencilled her name into your preliminary guest list?

Maybe I should go.

Bog.

Of course I have, you wouldn't think I would dare to leave Clary out would you?



Actually I gave her a personal invitation, subject to your giving it the nod of course.


I dare say I have been privileged enough to see a great number of places on this planet of ours that others have never even thought of, however, if I had spent all my money in the local pub, I would only be able to read about such experiences held by others.


The fact my lifestyle is a million miles from yours Spendi, is obviously down to your alcoholic tendencies, but don't let it worry you, somebody has to take second place.

Bog.

What on earth is happening now, are you having convulsions?

Bog.