tart- a scrumptious little confection which is irresistable to all but the most ascetic men.
traft - trapped on a raft
fatter--an operative in a health farm.
fartset - group of trendy people who think they are good at painting, but are rubbish
fastrite - drive through chapel in Vegas specialising in quickie marriages.
'Morno Lezzzz!
afterpist - a pick you up for hangover sufferers on the ski slopes
tartsspire-- a cathedral in Transylvania dedicated to the Jutland Six.
torpastries - local Devonian cakes like little rocks
priestscorate--to say sarcastic and contemptuous things with emphasis about the men of the cloth.
Gee-it's me again.
Tat wasn't bad.
Tot.
I believe you are supposed to have a definition for that, spendius.
Tot. The specimen amidst the general totty selected for special attention.
Toft : As soft as as a soft toy.
fatto- a special corset designed for special effects.
oatfit - a porridge coloured suit
fatboti-- a special canvas chair used in afternoon teas during the Raj.
As in "put the fatboti near the windows Sami-you know the general's lady likes to sit in it and have the late afternoon breeze waft up her bloomers."
tabfoist - the little nudge cheapskates give to the bill so that it ends up opposite someone else (and then they go to the loo)
softbaits. Tempting morsels which trap fools using a species of superglue.
fastestobi - reverse strip show on Japanese TV when girls have to dress against the clock
BETASIFTSCO.
A private company contracted to the education department to grade the B streams for employers.
