urbing - country folk coming into town at the weekend
brufing - pain-killing with patent analgesics
frubbing -- a form of safe-sex
rufbibing - underage binge drinking
Pruf-bibing - a contest to see who can down the most high-alcohol shots.
pubbriefing - necessary info on local pubs, offered by local authorities and a new degree subject at most bad British universities
Pubbiefinger.A pickpocketing technique employed in dark corners of public houses.
vud - computer virus the scrambles your VDU
vlud - a Northern impaler
Clary wrote:vlud - a Northern impaler
dulve: to delve into half-heartedly
Welcome to my oft-neglected thread, lettrchasr!
volude - to stay away in droves
luvdove = a snuggly pigeon
unvolved - separated but not divorced
sunvolved = existing by helio-genesis (edited from "existence")
Lvov sundae - a Ukrainian dessert made of irradiated ice cream and Galician fruit
NaveluvdonsMafia leaders who worship ladies bellybuttons.
Or maybe a valved Donus....a toy doll of former (7th century) pope with knobs to turn making it recite the rosary prayers.
vulvanodides - chemicals secreted by angry women during intercourse which cause lingering itching on the male member.
We've reached the 12 letter limit, so here is another starter:
kib - an irregularly shaped piece cut from a rectilinear piece of cheese, paté etc that nobody admits to
bike - to disappear, as in 'on your bike'
diked.
The state of doughnuts when the cream has been introduced.
it's got to have a B in it spendi
