hengas - petrol sustitute made from chicken sh#t
heasing - heaving with seasickness
Headsign - Latest fashion item and a way of earning money. An advertising sign that fits on your head. It can also be used to pass information such as (I'm Available) or (Pee Off)
Desharing - the process of dividing stuff up as part of a divorce settlement
shedracing - the latest reality TV show you have to build a shed and carry it around the world. It is sheduled(pun) for 1564749 episodes and the winner gets to keep the shed.
I shed hope so!
Herdscaling - part of same show, with your shed you have to jump over or otherwise negotiate ever more angry and confused herds of cows, horses, flocks of sheep and gaggles of geese
I like it.
caglandshire - A new and distant county that people who insist on wearing cagoules in all weathers can be despatched to.
hil - a short rise
hile - Aussie greeting to Miry, Mother of God
helpi - someone who insists on helping you whether you need it or not.
uphile - someone who loves ya
hiplurve - the sentimental feeling induced by live8 concerts
vrumphile - someone who likes fast noisy cars
hiverumple - to disturb bees deliberately as an act of bravado, like playing chicken on railway tracks
Devilhumper - The Hammer film that never quite made it.
dumpleshrive - a stupid and crooked priest
ung - original name for a wilderbeast but it was decided that a 'well ung' might upset people so they changed it to gnu.
grun - almost a grunting noise, but not quite, therefore only a grun.
