Jameson, posting a 12 letter word gives you the right to start again with a 3!
I'll start.
cug - an affectionate action somwhere between a cuddle and a hug.
curg - an elderly and rather disgusting corgi-cross
Gruck - An illegal move carried out by a RU front row forward.
ruckig - a German backache remedy made of herbs
Curking - Head bloke on the Isle of dogs
prucking - buying pruck (tourist tat and similar, often badly made, bought for superficial looks not for use or worth)
prickbung - a device for filling out gents swimming trunks
love it!
pubrecking - what the Welsh do of a Friday and Saturday night
knobgrip-cue ~ small one-handed snooker cue for difficult to reach situations.
pro-bucketing - professional standard rain (such as I saw yesterday in S Wales)
fim - thin grey custard eaten on stodgy Estonian fruit pudding
mufi - text talk for a musical film
fumid - hot, steamy and smelly, but in a nice way
Meduif - cheap wine sold in Mediterranean resorts
demifuz - designer stubble in women's naughty areas
Difumaze - well known brand of airfreshener
furzemaid - wench detailed to lay down fresh branches in communal bedroom of country inn
madurifize - bending cutlery into stange shapes
figurdamize - to do evil plastic surgery
gramfugidize - use of words that people can't understand
New word
awk - a short walk