thankopurge - constipation relief
UK-groperthon - cometition to find Britain's best groper (Don't tell channel 5 in case they make a program about it.)
omp - member of parliament witha low IQ
like that one
morp - a miserable little German town
pirom - circular memory card
primow - the first cut of a hayfield, ritually undertaken on 4th June in the Black Forest area
wimoper - a lady who joins the womens institute just to spread evil
prewimno - feminist term for female child
winromper - the best at the play...
omniwarper - a science fiction weapon, which twists everything to suit itself; slang name - journalist
prewarmoani - person who goes on about how good it was before the war - any war
I like that one, Rod!
campironwear - shackles for use in gay sex
lig - a New Zealand cricket fielding position (see also foin lig)
glip - a typo in a speech or on a cue card that is vocalized.
lipgo - instant lipstick, peel off stick and go
slopig - cross between sloth and pig, the ideal farm animal as it has a lot of meat on it, but can't run away fast
pieglos - secret formula for making pies shiny
esplogic - religious reasoning
spicyloge - hidden place where one can do dirty things.
sceptilogy - the complete writings of the sceptics
septigolyic - someone with a obsession with 7
agilityscope - an instrument used by doctors to gauge a persons movement.
