fairole - used as an intensifier 'It's a fairole way from Follaton to Diptford'.
Toeflair - The newest design in toeless sandals which enables the big toes to wiggle stylishly while hiking.
Tolleflair-- (n) an attempt to justify toll road prices by making the idea seem 'sexy.'
(adj) Of this said attempt.
L'Orealfilth - stalking of women who pose seminude for cosmetic ads saying they are worth it
Kag - cross between a kangaroo and a gazelle, very little is known about kags because they travel that fast they can't be caught.
Gack-- a passé or hackneyed film, book, etc, propelled to cult status for its being crap.
Glack - a passé or hackneyed film that has been forgotten
Glocka-- affectionate name for one who plays a xylophone or similar instruments.
clokage - charge for leaving one's outergarments at a theatre or museum
clockage - charge for storing your watch at the pool.
Lock CD age: (n)
A time of such paranoia in one's life, that one cannot put one's copy of Beck's 'Mutations' down without fearing its being stolen.
Blockage CD - A compact disk that when played eliminates all sound within 100 metres leaving you to enjoy absolute silence.(I have one on order)
Bild-cocckage: A short-lived attempt to educate German and Austrian people about erotic photography.
Aglecock Bird - Rooster with a speech impediment.
New 3
Rit - Ancient game of tick ie you're rit.
prit - a Brit prat (see Big Brother)
nice! Ketamyne has been being a pain on all the usual game sites, and dlowan has been mopping up after her/him. Perhaps it's your phantom porn artiste.
parist - someone who applies Occam's razor to every argument
gripasty - a Cornishman's handshake
! That's brilliant, Clary!
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