Cafca-- a poor imitation of a modern classic writer.
cafcan - a long loose dress made of empty drink cans
Cafcane-- punishment meted out in 'The Trial.'
cafecane - pink pole placed outside cafes in central America, indicating welcome for gays
facedance - twitch to the rythhm of music.
face dancer - even ruder than a lap dancer
Damnfacceer-- (pronunciation 'dam 'n' fak(s)eer:'
n. Despite its seeming to be rude, a damnfacceer is an inspector of dams and university staff in India.
façade mincer - scrambling device used by spies when sending photos of suspect buildings to head office
dow - acronym for dozy old woman (me this afternoon)
Dowl--
A towel, or another necessity, given out for those on Social Security.
loowd - just been to the toilet
wodlog - hard work, from an obscure Icelandic dialect
woogled - feeling after arriving at a closed Chinese take away
igloodew - humorous term for the ice inside window-panes that forms in unheated student houses, specifically in East Oxford
Dig ol' ewol: a new past-time, which involves searching through old army records and chanting one's findings to sitar music.
Llowgoddie - Pigeon Welsh for church in the valley.
Logo-dwindle - the progressive reduction of size of a logo as a company gets better known, as seen on various airlines.
Wigli doon der-- the way that a Scottish-Arkansan asks to jive at the bottom of a road with another.
Lif-- a life expectancy cut short by 25%.
loif - A Brummie expression meaning a long time in prison.
Olifer-- a bad Turkish imitation of a Dickens' novel.
