Figifulgolfoi---an island paradise that has one too many golf courses.
oca---a leather band worn around the wrist.
Boca-- A writing pad designed to the shape of a mouth.
bacho - small seaside house in Australia (from NZ bach, with customary Aussie ending)
achebo--tai bo for the arthritic.
boyache - disease affecting all 16 year old girls. I know, I have one :sad:
achoobye - the process of bidding goodbye to someone while simultaneously running away from them at the speed of a sneeze (average of 90 mph)
cybeyahoo - a person who lives in virtual reality, like us
Bachoohyey- The means of getting sexual delight by imagining old Masters in the nude.
Yeabayhooch - lethal drink common in Ibizan clubs, consisting of vodka, methylated spirits, welch's grape juice and minced Ecstasy tablets.
btw welcome back from your holiday, drom, hope it was merrie!
horm - starter hormones, illicitly taken by preteens to get them going. (hormtwo - prolonging hormone, taken by sad midlifers)
Hormy-- [adj] how one describes lascivious hermaphrodites who are on hormones.
It's unsurprisingly in common use.
mothry - descriptive of the grandmotherly wardrobe smell of faded lavender and mothaks.
Tim'r-yoh: the only egg timer endorsed by both P Diddy, D Piddy, Piddy L'il Diddies, Piddy Paddy Wack Wack, and Prince Charles.
himstory - the background of the current guy you're interested in
Chimstory: the background of the current ape some warped people are interested in.
omhysteric - young woman in search of enlightenment on the hippie trail, prone to falling in love with lamas, gurus etc
Crimesly Goth (1758-1833) - author of the Magicall Tales series including such masterpieces of Gothic literature as 'The Knife in the Wound', 'Blood on Her Hands', 'Tis a Pity She's a Murdress' and 'The Head of Sir Mangrove Destiny'
Goutslymreich: a tyrannical régime which forces people to get various unpleasant foot diseases.