chandelierope - a special toughened rope for hanging a 100-piece chandelier
hur - the cough that accompanies an early-morning cigarette
huc'r----a nautical term for cabin boy.
Crhup (also crup):
A piece of porcelain that is so cheap, it breaks soon after it is bought.
cruphi - multi, simulataneous crucifixes
Phriuce - a genteel fruit juice drink
Pharceiu: (Férs-you)
The exclamation that one uses when it is thought that a friend is, ridiculously, trying to appear like someone from Egyptian history.
pause-rich - form of oratory sometimes affected by Dubya, allowing people to nap in between phrases
Hiper Claus - 1960's mythological figure living in Southern California. Famous for going to all the good boys and girls houses leaving gifts of marijauana and acid.........
LOL:D
superglicha - the sort of mechanical or computer error you can blame for at least 3 distinct lapses on your part
e'glich a puser---a deragatory term used in Germany to describe an old man or womans facial wrinkles.
bush eli perc bag - Currently hangs outside the Oval Office. Anyone making over one million dollars a year gets to have one free, and can purchase more.
fff - exclamation for frustration
fiff - a popular amendment (usually pronounced thus)
iff ... if
notation used in geometry, a modification of the original "iff" (meaning "if and only if"), and read as "if and only if... i forgot."
fififo - a prostitute or fifi who specializes in scary costumes (<foe, feefifofum etc.)
ufififo -- ultra hitech aerodynamic bordello disguising as an unidentifiable flying object
uffifogi - the sort of bemused and footsore state a tourist on a hot day at the Uffizi gets into
fifoufigo - first in first out unless first in garbage out
FIFFI-GOO-GU Baby talk term of endearment for a french poodle
igloofuffig - suffering from cabin fever (Inuit term)
Fig-ful-gioolf:
The widening divide between people who can eat few figs, and those who can eat many.
