wutfor - the leftover piece you wind up throwing away when you assemble a some-assembly-required project.
tufcrow - scrawny old bird
Crow-tofu -- slang for birdie doo-doo
wooferuct - a canine belch
woofercute - any puppy, any age, any breed.
wooflecture - dog discipline class
woolfelt cure - therapy involving slapping some mustard-embedded felt squares during especially stressful times
Filter-oowce: (Filt'e Ohhh K)
A theory used by the management of a few late-night talk shows, to get rid of clichés, inconsequential remarks.
lan-- a man on the run from the police, justice, etc.
(conj. man, lam)
slan - a bit of gossip that could be slanderous. Also verb, to gossip about in a slanderous way (Newspaper slans prince!)
solan - one unit of solar energy.
los nan - Prim English baby sitter in Spain....
Nan Solo -- Han Solo's long lost sister
oslomann---rare discovery of a pre-historic short dark haired man in Norway.
Sloopmann -- Norwegian sailor
monolapins - French genetically modified rabbits that remain monogamous and have only one baby
inslomopain -- affliction suffered by Red Sox fans every time that Bill Buckner miss is replayed in slow motion.
anonomyslip: Whoever that was that I kissed at the party last night before I blacked out.
LIPO-Anonomys-- (LA) Support group in Hollywood for starlets who just can't stop.
Polin- a female student in England at a college that was made a University after 1990.
(conj. 'polytechnic,' old name of the 'New Universities' plus 'coleen,' Irish expression, girl.)
lompin - an overweight polin (unkind epithet used by teenage boys)
