bem - skimpy crossbeam found on trellises purchaseable at home improvement stores
bem - skimpy crossbeam found on trellises purchaseable at home improvement stores
berm - unit of ghastliness applied to towns (< Birmingham, with misspelling to save the feelings of Brummies)
Birmingham is a 12-berm city.
Cremb -- Restraunt worker slang for Creme Brulee. "That's one order of Cremb on table six!"
Merbic - having murky sea around it, like Hong Kong
Merbiac - a fanatically devoted mermaid scholar.
Crimecab -- Police slang for Taxi used as a getaway car.
baccomire - the sludgy tobacco bits and ash found in a smoker's lungs
baconcrime -- Breaking of Talmudic law
crembaction - whipping cream as a sport
crembfaction - shifting of layers of phyllo dough resulting in significant settling.
amber conflict - second most dangerous war for the United States (red is on US territory, amber involves enemies with real weapons of mass destruction, yellow involves enemies unlikely to have WMD, etc.)
mel - calming word murmured to agitated friend repeatedly, as in "mel mel mel mel mel!"
blem - a tiny blemish, as a wen or acne scar
slemb - slippery elm tablet
besmal - doleful, like the sound of a single bell tolling every ten seconds
mesable - miserableness about me
sambevel - a decorative finish for woodwork invented by Sam Higgins, 1910
velcbeams -- temporary architectural enhancement. Beams attached with Velcro
