strimple - to decorated with scattered stars
slamtripe -- a sudden connection with something soft and squishy.
amplersits - large cosy armchairs
primteasels -- ladies who are not sure what they want but don't like closing off the options.
I love that!
teaselimpers - unkind people who take the piss out of the old and disabled
That's an ordinary dozen my leetle cheeckadee.
sorry, my annoying sister-in-law telephoned, enough to put anyone off the track.
fac - a small fact, factoid, best forgotten
fract - a hairline crack in e.g. a bridge (Pontefract)
fercat -- an animal it is best to avoid due to characteristics developed under the stress of fending for itself.
faceart - cosmetic surgery
Arcfeats -- astounding yoga positions unsuitable for beginners.
tartscafe - low class brothel
fatbrasect -- a religious organisation which specialises in transcendent, mind blowing esotericism.
scarfbatter - a homosexual
abstractfire -- what consumed She Who Must Be Obeyed.
yed -- the colour of a baby's yosy cheekieweekies.
eDry - Alcoholics Anonymous's website
bryde -- to train a frisky filly to behave properly.
bedery - raunchy goings on
beerdye -- a poison introduced by the modern brewery industry but thankfully in what we fervently believe to be harmless concentrations.
