wighush -- a hairpiece no-one dare mention.
whushing - a tutting sort of hiss made by commuters in the Quiet Carriage when someone's phone rings.
hushawing -- rendering an audience spellbound with a magical and mystical musical performance.
hupingwash - a wash programme that jerks the clothes around dry for 13 minutes to liberate any coins from pockets.
waghipsehun -- a lady who walks acroos a marble floor in a particularly striking manner.
hugewantship - neediness
yad - the time between tapping in your PIN and getting a response
ardy -- a species that can take most weather conditions.
darzy - dazed and confused after too much cider
zydram -- a popular and invigourating exercise routine popular in Devon on summer evenings, when the Strongbow dispensary has closed, in the lay-bys and rural gateways so carefully arranged by our wise government.
ramdezy - in a state of euphoria after the cider and the exercise, prone to getting into tractors and driving them into walls.
mirydaze -- being in a ditch after the ramdezy is over and done with.
dazycrime - killing someone by mistake when in a ramdezy state.
creamyidez -- the frisky springtime in ancient Rome.
cydermazies - young girls sacrificed to the Plymexeter, the Devonian Bacchus, on Cyder Apple Thursday.
zedcarmisery -- watching old black and white cop series.
eti -- a rarely seen creature of the Himmalayas without underpants on.
trie - 3 points in Gaelic football (I've just realised why a try is a try in rugby!)
tremi -- a liitle involuntary shudder of delight in a series of mounting intensity.
milter - to melt with excitement at a pop concert
rimlets -- the small details on the edges of things circular.
