deftrig-- a large todger.
edgifart - breaking of wind slowly in a public place
galedrift-- movement at the bar around an edgifarter.
lingerdaft - the state of a lover dangling after his/her beloved in a bemused way
lardhefting- line dancing at the fat club.
chortle
alfrednights - evenings on which all cooking gets burned for no apparent reason
yis - up for it
yisp--the ever so gentle sibilation which can be heard when an edgifart is launched in a small quiet room.
tifty - thin and tufty like a blonde's pubic hair
LOL!!!! Love that one, Clary. How I've missed your wit!
wris - that raisin-like look and feel your skin gets after being in water too long
swirp- the almost inaudible sound accompanying a chav justifying having had his wallet creamed.
some lines crossed here, I think
going from wris (that dizzy blonde got her hair in a twist)
swird - What the pan is mightier than
oh lord now it's me with knickers in a knot
prewis - the first sip of whisky to satisfy oneself that it's OK before settling down to drink it
Wrensip--a remedy on aircraft carriers for the chills.
rendwisp - the susurrus of a softly tearing silk chiffon nightgown
Very erotic Classy.
Windyreps- those members of the male sex who enjoy the susurrus of a softly tearing silk chiffon nightgown more than the ripping sound of a fast, impatient yank on it. (I think windyreps fear the latter in case a strand in the seam is made of high tensile threads and would make them look foolish trying it. They would check for crocodiles before they set out for the sandbank upon which the very sirens reclined. Guardian readers.)
Nice one. Better than the opposite,
Randyswipe - man with no subtlety when it comes to parting the silk chiffon; their parting is such fleet sorrow
Redwitpansy- a pretty flower that grows in the country districts along the banks and catchments of the River Dart. It thrives in a fine airy well manured soil of pH 6.9. or so.
stripwendary - a very slow striptease entertainment as part of street theatre
reh - a short rehearsal
rehe-- a longer rehearsal.
