agrope- an annoying person at an orgy.
neoprag - a person who is part of the obnoxious whining and boasting revivalist movement of the democratic party.
forepang- an early indication of trouble ahead.
profangle - someone who welcomes new gadgets and complications to the video recorder
prongflare-
a firelighting implement.
fingerparlo - thieves' cant in sign language
feralromping- atavistic activities in four-poster beds.
omp- a unit of measurement of electrical activity on the epidermis.
morp - to be grumpy at Christmas (often heard in the expression 'he morpeth')
permob - of a crowd, to pervade a shopping precinct after the pubs close
brimope- the emotional state which manufacturers of victimised ladies exploit on ITV.
migprobe- aliens use this on midgets
brogompine- ur brothers bonsie pinetree
primebongos - drumming group
bongomyspires-a new demolition ball company
your turn to pick a 3 letter word
tie- a device a girl uses to strangle her date
gite - how a fence is closed down under
grite- an exaggerated grimace when faced with an inescapable but unpleasant duty.