foxtroteish - Just itching to 'face the music and dance'!
Softthroepix.
Glossy photographs in Vogue depicting ladies supposedly enjoying a leather four-seat sofa.
Leb- a rustic expression for frog spit.
belf - unpleasant sound made by a Belgian
belfk--to twang an uppity career lady's suspender strap through her bossy skirt in the lift or on a bus. Anywhere for that matter.
keblof - sound by a trifle hitting the lino
bofleek- a minor traffic accident puncturing the radiator.
leekbrof - a south-eastern British soup
reekoflab--that nauseating aroma in gyms.
lobefreaks - ear fetishists
blokestrafe- knocking them out in the pub like skittles.
elfobasketry - technique of making tiny, useless, dust-catching things out of willow
ung - a cold sore
gunt- the sticky remnants in the bottom of a pressure cooker which has been left simmering too long.
twung - the sound of a retractable electric cable retracting
wignut- a person who fears creepy-crawlies behind the skirting boards.
puntwig - a person who understands puns and replies with lightning wit
poutwing-- a pretty little bird which easily becomes disgruntled.
upstowing - banking of brownie points by husbands so they can have an affair without feeling too guilty
toungewisp- a sweetly gentle unvoiced labiovelar employed in langourous romantic settings.
twoupsigner - fast driver habitually making rude gestures
pronewgumist - one who passionately supports a concentrated program of planting eucalyptus forests
