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Movie Trailers that make you all sad and cancerous inside....

 
 
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Tue 10 May, 2016 01:53 pm
Two Girls Fight Bratwurst Nazis in the First Trailer for Kevin Smith's Yoga Hosers

tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 9 Jun, 2016 12:02 pm
@tsarstepan,

Michael Bay's Transformers meets Pixar's Cars (2006) meets Dude, Where's My Car (2000)?
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 8 Jul, 2016 11:58 am
@tsarstepan,
Checking out the movies tonight. Stumbled onto the following Stephen King adaptation of Cell:


0% Score on Rottentomatoes.com
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 24 Mar, 2017 09:51 pm
@tsarstepan,
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 7 Jun, 2017 12:15 pm
@tsarstepan,
chai2
 
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Reply Wed 7 Jun, 2017 01:14 pm
@tsarstepan,
Jesus.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 9 Jun, 2017 11:12 am
@chai2,
Studios are getting desperate for this found footage style, trapped in a single location horror/thriller movies. They think they see really low budgets, really big profits from a box office score.

This Neil Breen is an outright cinematic monster!
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 21 Jun, 2017 06:51 am
@tsarstepan,
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chai2
 
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Reply Wed 21 Jun, 2017 09:32 pm
Holy crap tsar.

Where do you find this stuff?
izzythepush
 
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Reply Thu 22 Jun, 2017 01:33 am
After seeing this trailer at the cinema by boy made it very clear that this was a film he never wanted to see.
roger
 
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Reply Thu 22 Jun, 2017 01:46 am
@izzythepush,
I'm speechless
izzythepush
 
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Reply Thu 22 Jun, 2017 03:19 am
@roger,
I thought you were going to say that you used to drive something a bit like that.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 22 Jun, 2017 05:59 am
@chai2,
chai2 wrote:

Holy crap tsar.

Where do you find this stuff?


Years of watching Mystery Science Theater and RiffTrax have made me a junkie for really really cancerously bad movies. Needless to say, I watch several movie reviewers on YouTube that specialize in monstrously bad films.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 23 Jun, 2017 11:37 am
@tsarstepan,
This one isn't on the nose Razzie bad... but it reeks of trying too hard to be the next great Woody Allen... sans the neuroticism, the NYC charm and flavor, the wit and self deprecatory humor, etc....

And it's not like it's packed with A listers who are incredible actors in their own right.

For one thing, the lead? A slightly more palatable version of Robert Pattinson.
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seac
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jun, 2017 01:30 am
@tsarstepan,
Yeah. I watched Desierto. It was about some cranky guy killing Mexicans crossing the border. His dog gets killed in a bad way, that makes you feel sorry for it.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jun, 2017 03:01 pm
@seac,
MOVIE TRAILER:


MOVIE REVIEW:

tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 15 Nov, 2017 07:46 am
@tsarstepan,

Tone deaf and really craptastic in all manners of ways. Likely Razzie contender.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 17 Nov, 2017 10:57 pm
@tsarstepan,
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 20 Nov, 2017 10:58 am
@tsarstepan,

PROOF THAT EVIL DOES EXIST AND THIS WORLD HATES YOU (I literally mean you... the one that reads this exact a2k post).

Sorry to break it to you. The truth hurts.
najmelliw
 
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Reply Mon 20 Nov, 2017 11:46 am
@tsarstepan,
I'm pretty sure oodles of neurons just committed suicide in my brain. It's just so sad this was the last thing they got to process before clocked out..
 

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