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Tue 16 Nov, 2010 01:24 am
1. A great astronomer got married and shared his experience, "I think Wifes and Blackholes are the same becoz they both screw up space and time."
2. Never get disheartened with the failure in the first attempt, if its not skydiving, you will atleast be alive!
3. I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness." - Alicia Silverstone
4. "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears
5. Bacteria are mostly well cultured and earth worms are always well manured.
6. At a used Car Lot: Second Hand cars in first crash condition.
Plz share ur own... those who do not share will be cursed and be born as toilet paper in their next life.
@vinsan,
"Someday, we'll look back on all this, and crash right into a parked car" Roger
Frankie Boyle.
"If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid?"
@vinsan,
Before the German authorities allowed Freud to emigrate in 1938, they insisted he sign a statement saying that he had not been ill-treated. Freud signed it, but then added, "Ich kann die Gestapo jedermann auf das beste empfehlen" - "I can most highly recommend the Gestapo to everyone."
@fresco,
Ever hear of a good German Comedian?
@farmerman,
nope! seriously are they endangered?
@vinsan,
You mean, there is such a thing?
@roger,
Hey dont ask me.... farmerman thought of the term.
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