My favorites:
"In the heat of battle, my father wove a tapestry of obscenity, that as far as we know, is still hanging in space over lake Michigan."
"They looked at me as if I had lobsters crawling out of my ears. I could tell I was in imminent danger of overplaying my hand."
"We plunged into the cornucopia quivering with desire and the ecstasy of unbridled avarice."
"Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!
It was all over -- I was dead. What would it be? The guillotine? Hanging? The chair? The rack? The Chinese water torture? Hmmph. Mere child's play compared to what surely awaited me."
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