The 'I voted' thread!

@JPLosman0711,

JPLosman0711 wrote:

"I voted" - Real meaning - I spent my afternoon mastrurbating with nothing to show for it.

In 1964, I drove my parents to the polls. Our candidate won by 2 votes.

David

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The 'I voted' thread!

Rats...this is disappointing....I thought it was The "I Robot" thread! We have compulsory voting so to say you voted here is pointless. Anyone want to talk about robots ?

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@Ionus,

Yeah. Why not?

I wonder how Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot are doing since their forced retirement in 1999.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2226/2506110253_d4c1360b3d.jpg?v=0

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@Ionus,

Ionus wrote:

...Anyone want to talk about robots ?

You'll be sorry you asked -- that's what I do for a living.

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Call me a racist, if u will, but I strongly DISfavor robots that answer telephones.

I REFUSE to co-operate.

I want living humans.

David

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@OmSigDAVID,

Robots are a Race?

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@Linkat,

Would it better to consider a term like cylonist? Or machinist?

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@Linkat,

Linkat wrote:

Robots are a Race?

Well, I guess; the race of robots that answers fones (as distinct from painting cars, etc.).

David

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@tsarstepan,

Well nothing would surprise me - I could see the next protected class - Robots!

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@Linkat,

Robosexuality should also be a UN recognized form of sexuality.
http://robosexual.urbanup.com/101398

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@OmSigDAVID,

So which race of robots is the better race? Very important so I make sure I treat them accordingly.

For Sneetchers it is those with stars on their bellies.

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@Linkat,

Fembots clearly are the most superior of the robot classes with they intelligence, charisma, and wily sensibilities.

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@Cycloptichorn,

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Got the cute sticker and everything.

Instead of a sticker, everyone should get their middle finger, either hand, dyed in a permanent ink, red would be a fitting color, to remind yourself about the millions of innocents that the USA has saved for, you know, democracy.

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@Linkat,

Linkat wrote:

So which race of robots is the better race?
Very important so I make sure I treat them accordingly.

For Sneetchers it is those with stars on their bellies.

When I speak to living humans (humen??), I can NEGOTIATE;
work things out.

Every try to argue with a robot ???

David

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@OmSigDAVID,

No - I don't usually talk with Robots.

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@Linkat,

Linkat wrote:

No - I don't usually talk with Robots.

Thay r authoritarian.
Sometimes thay demand that u push buttons.

David

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@OmSigDAVID,

I'd get along swimmingly with them then - I love to push buttons!

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@tsarstepan,

At some embarrasement I have to say I have never seen those robots. Did they get a redundancy package ?

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@jespah,

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...Anyone want to talk about robots ?
You'll be sorry you asked -- that's what I do for a living.

You talk about robots for a living ?

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@OmSigDAVID,

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Thay r authoritarian.
Sometimes thay demand that u push buttons.

I push all the wrong buttons so I usually get to talk to a human.

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