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On Promisedscrewity

 
 
Setanta
 
Reply Wed 6 Oct, 2010 12:07 pm
So, as we all know, Hegel often said that philosophers suffer from a paucity of sexual partners. Therefore, saith he, they must get out more. Of course, we all know that i'm just babbling to fill up space, but we all also know that soi-disant philosophers (using frenchifried things like that in italics makes it look much more erudite, you know) are in the babbling trade. The crux of the biscuit is whether or not your average oversexed, undersatisfied philosopher wannabe type can trust the epsitomology of notes passed to them in class by really hot cheerleaders with bazooms so big they're poppin' outta their sweaters. Is the promised screwity a sham, are they just gonna get out in the alley with yer pecker in yer hand and then call all their girl friends over to laugh at you?

Philosophers lead a hard, hard life . . . in more ways than one.
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boomerang
 
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Reply Wed 6 Oct, 2010 01:10 pm
We can't say we weren't warned.

You promised screwity and you delivered!

N'est -ce pas?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 6 Oct, 2010 01:12 pm
Sans aucun doute . . .
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boomerang
 
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Reply Wed 6 Oct, 2010 01:32 pm
J'aime un bon screwity.....
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 6 Oct, 2010 01:33 pm
Vive l'amour ! ! !
BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Wed 6 Oct, 2010 02:05 pm
@Setanta,
OK, stop that elitist Frenchy stuff so I ken unnerstand yer lingo?

BBB
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 6 Oct, 2010 02:07 pm
She started it . . . she always starts **** . . .
BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Wed 6 Oct, 2010 02:10 pm
@Setanta,
Well, you could always call in the Marines when she gets out of line.

BBB
Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 6 Oct, 2010 02:12 pm
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/6225398/2/istockphoto_6225398-scared-marines-woman.jpg

I am not reassured . . .
BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Wed 6 Oct, 2010 02:27 pm
@Setanta,
Good Grief! That's the most frightful Marine I've ever seen. She's really trough. She doesn't polish her fingernails.

BBB
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boomerang
 
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Reply Wed 6 Oct, 2010 02:31 pm
@Setanta,
Did not.
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boomerang
 
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Reply Wed 6 Oct, 2010 02:33 pm
@BumbleBeeBoogie,
J'aime Marines.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 6 Oct, 2010 02:37 pm
Cool . . . here's a Marine for ya . . .

http://womenmarines.net/images/WM_tips_hat.jpg
boomerang
 
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Reply Wed 6 Oct, 2010 02:45 pm
I prefer this one:

http://www.unfogged.com/archives/mrjune.jpg
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Wed 6 Oct, 2010 02:46 pm
@Setanta,
Oh yeh? She's got polished long fingernails and a ring on her pinky finger.

BBB
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dadpad
 
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Reply Fri 8 Oct, 2010 09:18 am
marine boy

http://members.fortunecity.com/alejandro_h/mboy.jpg
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Arjuna
 
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Reply Fri 8 Oct, 2010 09:39 am
Setanta, no doubt you are aware that the World Health Organization has a committee working on the dissemination of the works of Plato as a measure against the spread of AIDS.

As a healthcare worker, I applaud the effort.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 8 Oct, 2010 09:44 am
But i can't read Greek . . . am i doomed to be forever the potential victim of HIV ? ! ? ! ?
Arjuna
 
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Reply Fri 8 Oct, 2010 10:04 am
@Setanta,
Probably. I understand the selected translation is Klingon.

The WHO is a bunch of geeks in the pockets of Merck.
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Fri 8 Oct, 2010 10:09 am
@Setanta,
promise her anything, but give her . . .
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