@edgarblythe,
Oh I am sorry I missed out on your big day, edgar.
I think I'll consider this your birthday
weekend then!
What excellent news about the population drift in your neighbourhood. I hope they were the meanest & rat-baggiest ones! That's the best present you could possibly get! Hooray!
As a birthday gift I was thinking of presenting you with a learn to swim course at you local YMCA. Would you like that? If you do it, I'll do it!