My Nooz

Toos, not tats

...Though the world calls them "tats",
I call them 'toos",
'The reason?', you ask;
...It allows me to use

The very silliest of puns:
like I say: 'Two newt ooze'.
[To confuse 'em is fun!]
...playing around with my nooz,

NO, not 'salamanders who lust!',
I just needed more ink!
but tease 'em I must,
[Lord knows what they think]

'Oh, that guy is a hoot'
or: 'He's a senile old man'
or: 'That silly galoot-
now there's one on his HAND!'

I've a sister who says
I need a woman to boss me
(to 'give me her hand'
and then double-cross me!)

but I don't need to plead,
and I don't mind derision,
and I don't really need
*no adult supervision.
-jj



*Don't be picky! The double negative is 'poetic license'.